Stimmung: Mittelmäßig - hab wieder schlecht/spät geschafen
Song: The Dubliners - I'm A Man You Don't Meet Every Day
To Do: Arbeiten - 19 - ca.24 h

Krass, wie man sich irren kann. Erstens in Meinungen über Personen, die man gar nicht kennt, und zweitens bezüglich der Qualität von Kleidungsstücken. Jetzt kommt nämich der Kicker zu der Geschichte mit den T-Shirts von Ebay: Es waren keine Fälschungen. Ecko hat nur zur Sommerkollektion 2008 die alten Qualitätsstandards derartig in den Wind geschossen, dass die neuen Shirts von Ecko mittlerweile aussehen und sich anfühlen wie billige Kopien ihrer Vorgänger.

Die gute Sache ist: Der Verkäufer nimmt die Shirts zurück und hat mir mein Geld schon wieder zurücküberwiesen. Es gibt echt Leute auf der Welt, die man mit seinem vorurteilsbehafteten Denken gar nicht verdient hat. Und ich hab auch was gelernt. In Zukunft werde ich bei Ebay vor dem Kauf viel öfter Fragen stellen, um hinterher nicht enttäuscht zu sein.

Me out.

Stimmung: leicht angesäuert
Song: A - Nothing
To Do: Arbeit - 17:00 bis ca. 22:00

Ja, ich hab mal wieder meiner Kauflust auf Ebay stattgegeben, und bin komplett verarscht worden. Die zwei T-Shirts, die auf den recht kleinen Bildern echtgut und soweit ich es ausmachen konnte original(da extrem wichtige Stellen wie das Schild innen im Halsbereich und der Ecko-Patch auf der Frontseite unten rechts nicht oder nicht groß genug abgebildet wurden) aussahen, kosteten mit Versand knapp 54 Euro, und rechtfertigen diesen Preis nun, da sie heute angekommen sind, mit gefälschter, minderwertiger Qualität. Super.

Die Aufdrucke sind billig und gehen wahrscheinlich in Sichtweite einer Waschmaschine von selbst ab, die Nähte sind von einfachster (und dementsprechend wenig dauerhafter) Machart, und der Stoff ist so leicht wie Luftpostbriefpaper(sollte er nicht sein, die Shirts von Ecko sind normalerweise aus Stoff, aus dem man Segel schneidern könnte, wren sie imprägniert. Der bei den Fälschungen verwendete Stoff hat ungefähr die Qualität von Küchenpapier.).

Anstatt wie sonst, einfach eine negative Bemerkung rauszuhauen und sich über den Verkäufer zu ärgern - der mich übrigens lustigerweise schon drei Tage bevor de Sachen bei mir ankamen positiv bewertete(auch eine Errungenschaft des neuen Bewertungssystems, in dem Händler Käufer nur positiv bewerten können) - habe ich diesmal den Verkäufer angeschrieben und ihm folgendes Angebot gemacht.

Dear Sir,
I am very disappointed with the quality of the t-shirts i bought from you. Since I have been wearing Ecko products for a long time, I could instantly identify that these shirts you sent me are clearly not genuine.

In my opinion, there are two options left to choose from: Option one, you retransfer the money(do that via paypal, so you have proof for that), and on recieving the cash, I will send the shirts back to you, no questions asked.You can even keep the money for shipping, I am just asking for the money I paid intending to get the original stuff, and I will pay the shipping cost back to you, so you can try and sell these to somebody else, and I will even give you a positive feedback on ebay.

Option two, we settle this through ebay/paypal, I will eventually get my money back after a long quarrel, youll probably get yur shirts back some way or other, and you will get a negative feedback.

It's up to you to decide.

Oh, and FYI, the items displayed in the upper left and lower right picture of this link I am sending are the things you should watch out for when shopping for Ecko the next time.

http://usa-stylez.de/shop/images/ecko/teetransrhinoblack2.jpg

What makes the fake even more obvious is that the labels/tags of the two shirts you sent me have a very distinguishable difference in the tone of red the Ecko logo (with the rhino) is printed in. Plus, the seams on both shirts are of a very poor quality.

Sincerely,
ein nicht wirklich gut gelaunter Semtext.

Me Out.

Hier eine sehr gute Auswahl der geilsten Chat-Zitate von bash.org, die einfach nur genial sind:

#151227 +(8406)- [X]
IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

#577451 +(8177)- [X]
I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."
And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer
and run like hell

#830747 +(7659)- [X]
yeh but chinese for dinner.. Peking Dick FTW
... LOL
omg here we go
Can you say bash.org?
why? so it can join the other 1 million quotes of random people saying 'i love wang.. oops typo, i meant computers.
Screw this
If i'm getting quoted I'm getting my moneys worth:
MONTY PRESENTS THE ULTIMATE QUOTE
OMFG my naked sister just ran into my room and before I could sex her she set fire/other means of destruction to my room but because Im a total geek it doesnt occur to me to get of irc and fix it.
I instead enter a conversation on computers: OMG MY COMPUTER HAS GOT A VIRUS! OH WAIT NO, ITS WINDOWS/LINUX/MAC/NORTON/AOL. Now for the obligatory Windows ME insult where the name of the product is mistaken for a pronoun for myself:
ME SO GAY! WHOOPS IT LOOKS LIKE THE INTENDED PURPOSE OF THAT STATEMENT WAS TO HIGHLIGHT MY OWN HOMOSEXUALITY WHEREAS I MEANT IT TO BE THE HOMOSEXUALITY OF THE OPERATING SYSTEM! HOW EMBARASSING!
Now for the topic of sex:
I HAVE A GF.. AND BY GF I OF COURSE MEAN A GFORCE 20MB 3.45 SYSTEM RETRO POWER MAX SUPERMAN RAPING COMPUTER STICK!
Furthermore, I make a comment as to the worth of sex but comment of my lack of sexual activity.
Hmm
I'm forgetting the most impostant part! The lack of social interaction!
OMG I just opened my blinds and the sunlight burnt and I saw this guy with a swollen chest and I was like WTF and my dad says 'thats called a girl' im like WTF IS A GIRL then i went and downloaded 50GB of porn.

Anyways, as I said before.. dinner.. brb
o_o

#665807 +(7379)- [X]
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

#12431 +(7210)- [X]
he was dressed as a big fuckin devil
like, HUGE costume
8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head
at some anime con in california
they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel
he's riding the elevator down to the con space
doors open, little old baptist woman standing there
he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice

#283491 +(7199)- [X]
So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes
to talk about diversity and racism and shit today
prof's never met him..
in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude
he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything
has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer
he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear
walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us
the prof's like...'are you... jeff?'
he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my niggaz!' and he turns in a circle
waving his arms in the air singing about 'niggaz in 'da house' or some shit
so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and shit
and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin'
then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit
and says 'sorry I'm late'
it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college
he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms

#60469 +(7174)- [X]
there's a small fire burning in my room
lemme guess im supposed to act suprised that you're telling us and not making any attempt to extinguish it, so i can submit it to bash where it will join the ranks of the other "SOMETHING CATOSTROPHIC HAPPENED SO I CAME TO TELL YOU GUYS ON IRC FIRST INSTEAD OF ATTEMPTING TO DEFUSE THE HOSTILE SITUATION" quotes that are grossly abundant, similar, and overrated. and despite a new one is submitted each week and only the location of the fire is altered, loyal viewers firmly believe it is a unique and hilarious quotation, pledging support in the form of unneccesary votes

#338364 +(7120)- [X]
Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders

#593081 +(6178)- [X]
I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.

#572066 +(6138)- [X]
I think just about anyone who meets me and talks to me for long enough comes to terms with the fact that I am a very sick, twisted person. Also factor in a few mountain dews, a Peer-to-Peer connection, and boredom and you get what might be the funniest combination imaginable.
I had been downloading music yesterday evening. Led Zeppelin, REO Speedwagon, Flock of Seagulls, things like that. Then I realized that it'd be a funny joke to play on people if I were to change "Keep on Rolling" to "Hot Lesbian Sex". I watched as within minutes this file got 50 downloads. I was astounded.
Then the Tom got an idea.
An awful idea.
The Tom got a wonderful awful idea.
What if, perhaps, I was to change some of these names to sick pornography titles? I wonder if I'd get any bites?
And this is where the fun begins.
The first title I put up was "Naked boys dancing and eating cake." I sat in anticipation, waiting for my first download. Success, the first download came. Then the second. Then the third. This baby was steamrolling down the information super highway like a trucker with a hardon that has 2 miles left to the next truck stop. Before I knew it, I was getting twenty downloads. Then thirty. Then fifty. Can you imagine that in the end, rather than getting dancing boys naked and indulging themselves with sweets and frolicking in a dewy meadow, one-hundred thirty two people got a disappointing video of Led Zeppelin performing "Dazed and Confused" in front of a live audience? At this point, I had no choice but to continue.
The second title I put up was "My Ex-Girlfriend mowing the lawn naked." I thought that this was too far out to get any downloads. Alas, I was wrong. It got a download. Then two. Then thirty. In the end, seventy-eight sweaty, drooling fudges wanted to see my ex girlfriend mow the lawn stark naked. She's not even that hot. Rather then get their lawn-mowing beauty, they got the song "Ozone baby."
For the third title, I decided to transform "White Wedding" into the more intriguing "Elephant cock horse." I wish I could say I was kidding when this thing was downloaded one hundred eighty seven times. I guess there is something about horses and elephants showing their cocks that bring out the best in people. I nearly died of laughter at this point. "How can nearly two hundred people want to see naked animals? They're ALWAYS naked!" For sanctity's sake, we're going to leave this as a mystery. I hope I turned some people on to Billy Idol, hopefully distracting them long enough to forget that masturbating to horse and elephant genitalia are not really something their mothers would be proud of.
I couldn't stop myself from doing another. "Grandma Bingo Sex." Short and sweet. I couldn't stop myself from amusing.........myself..... "Grandma Bingo Sex." Surely not a common scenario, and surely not a scenario that would arouse many a twisted psyche. Apparently I know nothing about the human psyche. One hundred twenty two. ONE HUNDRED TWENTY TWO PEOPLE would like to see grandma getting bent over the bingo table, game card in hand, getting donkey punched by a 90 year old addle brained porn star. I rubbed my eyes just to double check. My eyes had to be lying to my brain. My penis had shriveled to the size of a 2 day old Wendys chicken nugget.
They asked for Grandma.
They got Joan Jett.
At this point I had to start taking puffs of my albuteral inhaler to keep from suffocating myself with laughter. "Girl on girl toe insertion (LEGAL)" was my next proud creation. Everyone likes 38 Special, so everyone won't feel like such dumb-asses after downloading this footy piece of crap. Never underestimate the inertia traveling behind a toe inserting itself into a rectum, friends. It's like a fudging semi hurling down Interstate 40 in the noonday sun. One hundred twelve people wanted to jerk to this. God have mercy on us.
At this point, for some odd reason, the user name "Enraged Baboon" popped into my head. "Enraged Baboon fudging a nipple factory." No way in hell would this get many downloads. Who could possibly type in any or all of those keywords? I guess people like seeing sweaty red-ass baboons, nostrils flaring, banging their chests like Marky Mark in the movie "Fear", having sex WITH each other in a factory that produces baby-bottle nipples. Imagine what those children would look like. One hundred seventy two people typed those magic words into Limewire, and got a hot steaming pile of monkey love. Well, it was Pink Floyd, but a man can dream, cant he?
This could all seem very disturbing. My final experiment, however, made me dizzy as my precious sack retreated into my pelvis. ...THREE PEOPLE...three disgusting, drooling, perverted, fudged up people, wielding a box of Puffs Plus and a tube of Vaseline Intensive Care Lotion, bright eyed and bushy tailed, wanted to see "An emu taking a vicious dump." How does one take a VICIOUS dump and how does an EMU take one, for that matter?
Ladies and gentlemen: this is why I have lost every last ounce of faith in humanity.
If I may quote Method:
"You're going to make a lot of sick people very unhappy."

#823214 +(6125)- [X]
Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I heard the faggot.
Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he was like halfway through I beat the fucking shit out of him.
So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops. Once they get here, they search him and look at what he fucking had:
8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight (no batteries), Half eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions to "Monopoly."
Dude, you fucking killed MacGyver!

#734797 +(5995)- [X]
This linguistics professor was lecturing the class.
"In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative."
"However," the professor continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
Immediately, a voice from the back of the room piped up: "Yeah..... right...."

#277337 +(5733)- [X]
Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand

#866112 +(448)- [X]
For example - if you came in here asking "how do I use a jackhammer" we might ask "why do you need to use a jackhammer"
If the answer to the latter question is "to knock my grandmother's head off to let out the evil spirits that gave her cancer", then maybe the problem is actually unrelated to jackhammers

#847598 +(1324)- [X]

Amul Muzz said: Why do I get the feeling that this is really a mob, just waiting for someone to say something they do not agree with?
chrismjr said: That's the best description for the internet I've ever heard

Ich war letztens im Supermarkt, und habe da das Geheimnis userer Ernährung durch einen Beschriftungsfehler aufgedeckt:



Jetzt kann ich mit Fug und Recht sagen, dass ich das Zeug eklig finde, und damit begründen, wieso ich ab jetzt nur noch an der Fleischtheke einkaufe.

Ich möchte wieder deutlich kreativer sein. Und weniger faul. Und ein wenig meine Ansprüche runterschrauben. Und mehr vorsetzen. Nein, das ist nicht falsch geschrieben, das ist ein Wortwitz.

Aus Oldenburg.

Und da.

In Tübingen.

Und irgendwie weiß ich noch nicht so recht, was ich davon halten soll, dass ich am 29.09. umziehe. Hab nen Knoten im Bauch.

Bitte draufklicken.

Ich habe heute die Immatrikulationsunterlagen im großen Din-A-4-Umschlag auf die Post getragen und werde dann ab dem Wintersemester 2007/2008 Student der Amerikanistik in Tübingen sein.

Beim Nebenfach ist man sich noch nicht ganz einig, eingetragen hab ich mich jetzt für allgemeine Sprachwissenschaft, aber ich bin noch im Nachrückverfahren fürs nebenfach Medienwissenschaften, insofern...abwarten und Bier trinken.

Warum wird man dieser Tage eigentlich so sehr bestraft, dafür, dass man sich entschieden hat, Fan einer Fußballmannschaft zu sein, die einfach mal nicht Meister geworden ist? Ich meine, es gibt 17 Mannschaften aus der 1. Liga, die nicht Meister werden. Und bestimmt 1.000.000 Clubs in Deutschland, die noch nie in der ersten Bundesliga, 500.000, die noch nie in der Oberliga, geschweige denn Regionalliga gespielt haben! Die werden doch auch nicht so verarscht, wie mein Lieblingsverein.

Wollt ich nur mal gesagt haben. Und außerdem stelle ich hier mal die virtuelle Vitrine auf:

Deutscher Meister (7 Mal)

* 24. Juni 1934: 2:1 gegen 1. FC Nürnberg
o Tore: Ernst Kuzorra und Fritz Szepan
o Spielort: Berlin
o Zuschauer: 80.000
* 23. Juni 1935: 6:4 gegen den VfB Stuttgart
o Tore: Ernst Poertgen (3), Ernst Kalwitzki, Adolf Urban und Rudolf Gellesch
o Spielort: Köln
o Zuschauer: 74.000
* 20. Juni 1937: 2:0 gegen 1. FC Nürnberg
o Tore: Ernst Kalwitzki und Ernst Poertgen
o Spielort: Berlin
o Zuschauer: 100.000
* 18. Juni 1939: 9:0 gegen Admira Wien
o Tore: Ernst Kalwitzki (5), Fritz Szepan, Adolf Urban, Otto Tibulski und Ernst Kuzorra
o Spielort: Berlin
o Zuschauer: 100.000
* 21. Juli 1940: 1:0 gegen Dresdner SC
o Tor: Ernst Kalwitzki
o Spielort: Berlin
o Zuschauer: 100.000
* 5. Juli 1942: 2:0 gegen Vienna Wien
o Tore: Ernst Kalwitzki und Fritz Szepan
o Spielort: Berlin
o Zuschauer: 100.000
* 18. Mai 1958: 3:0 gegen den Hamburger SV
o Tore: Bernhard Klodt (2) und Manfred Kreuz
o Spielort: Hannover
o Zuschauer: 80.000

Deutscher Vizemeister (8 Mal)

* 1933 0:3 in Köln gegen Fortuna Düsseldorf
* 1938 3:3 und 3:4 in Berlin gegen Hannover 96
* 1941 3:4 in Berlin gegen Rapid Wien
* 1972 in der Bundesliga hinter Bayern München
* 1977 in der Bundesliga hinter Borussia Mönchengladbach
* 2001 in der Bundesliga hinter Bayern München
* 2005 in der Bundesliga hinter Bayern München
* 2007 in der Bundesliga hinter VfB Stuttgart

Deutscher Pokalsieger (4 Mal)

* 9. Januar 1938: 2:1 gegen Fortuna Düsseldorf (nach den Statuten des DFB zählte dieses Spiel noch zu dem Spieljahr 1937)
o Tore: Ernst Kalwitzki und Fritz Szepan
o Spielort: Köln
o Zuschauer: 75.000
* 1. Juli 1972: 5:0 gegen den 1. FC Kaiserslautern
o Tore: Helmut Kremers (2), Klaus Scheer, Herbert Lütkebohmert und Klaus Fischer
o Spielort: Hannover
o Zuschauer: 75.000
* 26. Mai 2001: 2:0 gegen 1. FC Union Berlin
o Tore: Jörg Böhme (2)
o Spielort: Olympiastadion Berlin
o Zuschauer: 73.000 (ausverkauft)
* 11. Mai 2002: 4:2 gegen Bayer 04 Leverkusen
o Tore: Jörg Böhme, Victor Agali, Andreas Möller und Ebbe Sand
o Gegentore: Dimitar Berbatov und Ulf Kirsten
o Spielort: Olympiastadion Berlin
o Zuschauer: 70.000 (ausverkauft)

Deutscher Pokalfinalist (11 Mal)

* Tschammerpokal 1935 0:2 in Düsseldorf gegen 1. FC Nürnberg
* Tschammerpokal 1936 1:2 in Berlin gegen VfB Leipzig
* Tschammerpokal 1937 2:1 in Berlin gegen Fortuna Düsseldorf
* Tschammerpokal 1941 1:2 in Berlin gegen Dresdner SC
* Tschammerpokal 1942 0:2 in Berlin gegen TSV München 1860
* DFB-Pokal 1955 2:3 in Braunschweig gegen den Karlsruher SC
* DFB-Pokal 1969 1:2 in Frankfurt gegen Bayern München
* DFB-Pokal 1972 5:0 in Hannover gegen 1.FC Kaiserslautern
* DFB-Pokal 2001 2:0 in Berlin gegen 1. FC Union Berlin
* DFB-Pokal 2002 4:2 in Berlin gegen Bayer Leverkusen
* DFB-Pokal 2005 1:2 in Berlin gegen Bayern München

UEFA-Cup-Sieger (1 Mal)

* 7. Mai 1997: Hinspiel UEFA-Cup-Finale, Schalke 04 – Inter Mailand = 1:0
o Tor: 1:0 Marc Wilmots
o Spielort: Parkstadion Gelsenkirchen
o Zuschauer: 56.824
* 21. Mai 1997: Rückspiel UEFA-Cup-Finale, Inter Mailand – Schalke 04 = 1:0 nach Elfmeterschießen = 1:4
o Tor: 1:0 Iván Zamorano
o Elfmeter:
+ Mailand: Iván Zamorano (gehalten), Youri Djorkaeff, Aron Winter (verschossen)
+ Schalke: Ingo Anderbrügge, Olaf Thon, Martin Max, Marc Wilmots
o Spielort: Giuseppe-Meazza-Stadion
o Zuschauer: 83.434

UEFA-Intertoto-Cup-Sieger (2 Mal)

* 12. August 2003: Hinspiel UI Cup-Finale, SV Pasching – Schalke 04 = 0:2
o Tore: 0:1 Hamit Altintop, 0:2 Victor Agali
o Spielort: Waldstadion, Pasching (Österreich)
o Zuschauer: 6.000
* 26. August 2003: Rückspiel UI Cup Finale, Schalke 04 – SV Pasching = 0:0
o Tore: Fehlanzeige
o Spielort: Arena AufSchalke, Gelsenkirchen
o Zuschauer: 56.100


* 10. August 2004: Hinspiel UI Cup-Finale, Schalke 04 – Slovan Liberec = 2:1
o Tore: 1:0 Ailton, 2:0 Gerald Asamoah, 2:1 Tomáš Zápotočný
o Spielort: Arena AufSchalke, Gelsenkirchen
o Zuschauer: 55.000
* 24. August 2004: Rückspiel UI Cup-Finale, Slovan Liberec – Schalke 04 = 0:1
o Tor: 0:1 Ailton
o Spielort: Stadion U Nisy, Liberec (Tschechische Republik)
o Zuschauer: 7.900

Coppa-delle-Alpi-Sieger (1 Mal)

* 2. Juli 1968: Finale, FC Basel – Schalke 04 = 1:3 n.V.
o Tore: 0:1 Bernd Michel, 1:1 Hauser, 1:2 Bernd Michel, 1:3 Bernd Michel
o Spielort: St. Jakob-Stadion
o Zuschauer: 13.000

Premiere-Ligapokal-Sieger (1 Mal)

* 2. August 2005: 1:0 gegen den VfB Stuttgart
o Tor: 1:0 Kevin Kurányi
o Spielort: Zentralstadion Leipzig
o Zuschauer: 40.500

Meister der 2. Bundesliga (2 Mal)

1982, 1991

Westdeutscher Meister (4 Mal)

1929, 1930, 1932, 1933

Meister der Oberliga West (2 Mal)

1951, 1958

Westdeutscher Pokalsieger (1 Mal)

1955

Westfalenmeister (11 Mal)

1934, 1935, 1936, 1937, 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, 1943, 1944

Ruhrbezirksmeister (6 Mal)

1927, 1928, 1929, 1930, 1932, 1933

So viel hat euer Verein sicherlich nicht gewonnen. Außer du bist Bayernfan.

Geht es euch auch so: Mal wieder bei strömendem Regen Schlussfahrer gewesen, der hinterher noch für 'ne Gratispizza mit doppelt Käse und Thunfisch alle Pizzapfannen sauber gemacht hat? Danach Abrechnung gemacht und 7 Euro 50 Trinkgeld gehabt? Danach den Arbeitstermin für den nächsten Tag von 19 auf 11:15 Uhr gelegt?

Mann, ich liebe den Scheiß!

Proud Employee of Joey's Pizza Service.